The first thing you do when you join a server is ask if there are any Russians on (русские естъ?). You have 30 seconds of warm-up depending on how long it takes your computer to load the map. Once you have found a lobby and clicked the green ACCEPT button (at the very last second, of course) the game should start. It will make you seem more mature and seasoned to the enemy team, and help inspire confidence amongst your teammates. In case you have set up a profile, you must replace whatever your avatar picture is right now with a random generic barely clothed hot girl.

You are already well on your way to looking more Russian in competitive lobbies. If you haven’t set up your steam profile page yet, don’t. So, look around for an adequately sized picture of Vladimir Putin wielding a gun or scuba diving and tape it to the upper left corner of your monitor. If you want to truly play competitively, you mustn’t allow yourself be misguided by mystical question marks and Xs. The minimap in CS GO is obsolete, it will only confuse you and provide unnecessary information such as the enemy’s position. Make sure you stock up on any stereotypical beverage of your choosing. If you do not keep Blyat’ing those bitches, you should quit CS:GO and go play pokemon.įirst rule of playing competitive in a true Russian fashion: Never be sober. If your team mate tells you a strategy, immediately reply with ‘Cyka Blyat’.

Remember, the most important part of being a Russian in CS:GO is to constantly use the phrase ‘Cyka Blyat’.

Cs go no accept button